Dear Blog

I know we've become estranged, but I still care for you. Remember that night back in college when we stayed up all night? The time I tried to get into your pants while listening to George Winston after we drank all that vodka? I wish we could go back to those days, but we can't.

I took that job downtown. I should have called, but Johnson's been riding my ass, he wants everything done yesterday. I'm just barely staying above water.

Maybe things'll slow down after the end of the fiscal year. We'll catch a bite over at Thaiphoon and catch up. I've got a great new apartment, a condo. Bought it for just under 500k! Seriously, we'll have a blast. Just like old times. Bring that slutty dress with the heels.

Love,

Me

Awkward Intergenerational Christmas Moment #342

Me: So Taylor, what did you get for Christmas?

6 Year-Old Cousin: I don't know. Some cds. I really wanted an iPod, but I didn't get one.

Me: That's too bad. What's your favorite song?

6 Year-Old Cousin: Well, right now...it's London Bridge.

Me: Oh really? I remember that song. How's it go?

6 Year-Old Cousin: Um...How come everytime you come around, My London, London bridge, wanna go down like.

Me: Oh. Oh, that one.

6 Year-Old Cousin: Yeah, the Fergie song.

Me: My favorite line is in the end.

6 Year-Old Cousin: How's that go?

Me: Fuck you, bitches.