Awkward Intergenerational Christmas Moment #342

Me: So Taylor, what did you get for Christmas?

6 Year-Old Cousin: I don't know. Some cds. I really wanted an iPod, but I didn't get one.

Me: That's too bad. What's your favorite song?

6 Year-Old Cousin: Well, right now...it's London Bridge.

Me: Oh really? I remember that song. How's it go?

6 Year-Old Cousin: Um...How come everytime you come around, My London, London bridge, wanna go down like.

Me: Oh. Oh, that one.

6 Year-Old Cousin: Yeah, the Fergie song.

Me: My favorite line is in the end.

6 Year-Old Cousin: How's that go?

Me: Fuck you, bitches.