Coonhound Porn

First installment of an ongoing series...

Did you know that I've adopted yet another dog? Of course not, because I don't know you.

This is Bella. She's from West Virginia. She has scabies. That's why she's in my bed.

Not really though, but she did come to us quite ill. Now she's all better. That's why she's having a great time opening up our cabinets, eating boxes of oatmeal, shitting and pissing on the floor, stepping in it, and then running through the house leaving footprints of shit-piss-meal. Adorable!

Barry has a Posse

I'm always arguing with people that my Teamsters jacket is cool. Check it out! The coolest presidential candidate since Gary Hart is wearing my colors!

Obama visited a Teamster-represented Giant Eagle distribution center in Ohio. From what I've heard, it was a pretty moving experience for the workers there. Our people said that they've never seen Teamsters so excited for a Presidential candidate before.

But I guess we pissed off the Secret Service cause Teamsters rushed him the minute he entered the warehouse.

Teamsters vs Secret Service? I'd take the Teamsters.