British People Love Corny Shit II

I don't know what's going on, but David Hasslehoff's "Jump in My Car" has climbed to #3 on the UK Singles charts. Is it the music video featuring KITT? The thoroughly misogynistic message? Or do British people just like to reward crap?





Here's an idea: we dig up Bob Denver's corpse, pair him up with Emmanuel Lewis and Oliver from The Brady Bunch, and feature them all in a music video. It will be like Weekend At Bernie's but with cheesy music. And conga lines.

I bet that would soar up the UK charts in no time. Stupid British people. When will you ever learn?