British People Love Corny Shit II
I don't know what's going on, but David Hasslehoff's "Jump in My Car" has climbed to #3 on the UK Singles charts. Is it the music video featuring KITT? The thoroughly misogynistic message? Or do British people just like to reward crap?
Here's an idea: we dig up Bob Denver's corpse, pair him up with Emmanuel Lewis and Oliver from The Brady Bunch, and feature them all in a music video. It will be like Weekend At Bernie's but with cheesy music. And conga lines.
I bet that would soar up the UK charts in no time. Stupid British people. When will you ever learn?
Here's an idea: we dig up Bob Denver's corpse, pair him up with Emmanuel Lewis and Oliver from The Brady Bunch, and feature them all in a music video. It will be like Weekend At Bernie's but with cheesy music. And conga lines.
I bet that would soar up the UK charts in no time. Stupid British people. When will you ever learn?
posted by Mr. Bottled at Tuesday, October 10, 2006
2 Comments:
Ugh Hasslehoff. I refuse to jump aboard the kitsch band wagon that his renewed popularity is these days.
Yep we just like to reward crap see comment on 'British People Love Corny Shit' below.
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