Superdome Similies

The Superdome is set to reopen tonight after nearly $185 million in renovations. Could there be a better time to lay down some completely inappropriate similies?


Because you know, having football games in the Superdome is like:

• Having a picnic on Anne Frank's grave while reading Mein Kampf.


• Calling your football team The Redskins. Then urinating on Crazy Horse's grave.
  

• Moving Giants Stadium to Ground Zero. And renaming the Giants, "The Jets".
  

• Opening a Ryder office in the new Oklahoma City federal building.

• Calling your baseball team The Indians. Using an insanely racist logo. Pissing on Crazy Horse's grave.
  

• Practicing Catholicism in Africa.


• Having an orgy on top of Mary Baker Eddy's tomb.

• Paving over Gettysburg and building a Wal-Mart. Building a statue of George Allen out front.

• Renting out Patsy & John Ramsey's basement for children's parties.

• Starting a war in Iraq in order to stop terrorism.

Ok, that last one doesn't make sense. But it really makes you think, doesn't it?