Dune Is My Passion.

There's something you should know before we go any further.

I'm really into Dune.

Really into it.

I watch it at least once a month. Sometimes twice.

There's just something about it. Did you know the sleeper must awaken? No? Maybe you should watch Dune.

Would you like to watch Dune with me some time? No?

That's ok.

I don't really understand why everyone hates it. The movie, I mean. I think it's great. It teaches you all kinds of things, like how fear is the mind killer. Did you know fear is the mind killer?

Sometimes when I can't fall asleep at night, I'll repeat that phrase outloud a few dozen times. It sure does work! Sometimes I say it during job interviews.

I go on a lot of job interviews. I'm not sure what the problem is. (maybe it's my breath!)

Anyway, I'll understand if you're turned off by this. I just thought you should know. It's not like I publish the love letters to Sting I write while sitting alone in bed at night thinking about how awesome Dune is. That would be weird. Did you know in the scene where Sting walks out of the "shower" he's got a total body tan, but if you look closely you can see where his wrist watch has been?

I've looked closely. Lots of times. Maybe David Lynch should reshoot that. I'll write another letter. Do you want to go out again? Next time to a movie or something? No?

That's cool. I've got stuff to do anyway.