Wisconsin Cool with Corpse Sex

Police arrested three "young people" in Wisconsin for trying to make love with the corpse of a former crush. Nicholas and Alexander Grunke, and Dustin Radke, attempted to dig up the corpse of Laura Tennesen - who died last month in a motorcycle accident. They were later released because it's perfectly legal in Wisconsin to stick your willy in dead things.

That's not the best part though. This is:

"On the way to the cemetery, Radke said, they stopped by a Dodgeville Wal-Mart to buy condoms 'because Nick wanted to use them when he had sex with a corpse,' the complaint added."

Good thinking! All kinds of STDs are out there. Plus, you gotta watch out for unwanted pregnancies. But seriously, was he worried about disease or is he just a health nut? How much of a health nut can you possibly be if you hang out in cemetaries digging up dead ladies? Could this guy be a hypochondriac as well as a necrophiliac? Tough combo.

Finally, how is it that Wisconsin doesn't have anti-necrophililia laws? This is the land of Ed Gein and Jeffrey Dahmer. Their state motto should be, "Home to Sick Fucks. Literally!".

Take action, State of Wisconsin. Redeem your good name.