I Eat Spoiled Food

Some people jog competitively. Others race bikes. Ballerinas dance until they vomit. Cyclists race till they get cancer.

I eat spoiled food. It doesn't matter what kind. Old hamburger meat? Sure. Three week old spaghetti? Why not? It's a challenge more than anything. Can you handle the stomach sickness? I can. Will you refuse to take Pepto-Bismol when things take a turn for the worse? I will.

I've played Oregon Trail. I know the consequences. Jeremiah might die of dysentery but I won't.