Always Low Prices 2000!

Breaking News!

Breaking News!

Breaking News!

This just in on the wires:

"Wal-Mart's Holiday Marketing To Focus On Low Prices"

WHAAAAT?! Low Prices at WAL-MART? Just when you think you've world's largest discount retailer figured out, they go and throw a curve ball like this. I can only imagine what's going on in that marketing department:

Wal-Mart Exec 1: Man, how are we going to turn this stagnant dinosaur of a company around?

Wal-Mart Exec 2: Christmas is coming. We need a new angle!

Wal-Mart Exec 1: Yeah but what?

Wal-Mart Exec 2: Wait a minute, (looks at oversized Wal-Mart logo hanging above door, pauses for several minutes) I got it!

I hope these geniuses get a medal for Outside the Box Thinking.