The Washington Times Endorses Republicans, Shocks World

In a shocking development, The Washington Times has endorsed Republicans Robert Ehrlich for re-election as governor and Michael Steele for U.S. Senate.

Sun Myung Moon and friends suggest that Ehrlich and Steele offer a "refreshing contrast to the liberal, "yellow dog Democrat" orthodoxy" that has dominated Maryland politics since the early 1970s."

If the definition of Yellow Dog Democrat is any indicator, it would seem The Washington Times believes Maryland voters turned to the democrats in the 1970s "simply because of lingering resentment against Republicans during the Civil War and Reconstruction periods."

That's funny, all of those peace parades in Tacoma Park gave me a different impression. Apparently all those hippy anti-war activists vote Democrat because Lincoln freed the slaves.

Thanks Washington Times!