Bow Before Your President

I know the big story of the day is that Bush arrived early for his photo op with McCain and had to hang around the White House parking lot smoking cigarettes. But the thing I can't get over is that he made McCain practically bow before him on the White house steps. Check out this photo. It's like he's asking Walnuts to kiss his Signet Ring. I half expect Bush is wearing a codpiece under his suit and holding a ham hock in his left hand, that or a sword in preparation for the anointment ceremony.

I like to think that McCain took a swing at George right after this photo was taken, spat on him and said, "that was for the black baby rumor. Now where's Rove?!".