Old People Are Funny Because Things Electronic Confuse Them

I sit next to a lovely middle aged woman at work named Carol. She came in this morning very conconcerned about her Ipod.

"Have you tried the reset trick I taught you?" I asked her.

"Yes, and it's still frozen," she said.

"Have you dropped it recently?"

"Never," she replied. I walked over to her cubicle and picked up the Ipod. I looked at the ipod for a minute, turned off the hold button and gave it back.

Old people make me laugh. And she's a very intelligent lawyer. How will she survive in five years when Google implants the internet in our brains?